Showers seem to be posing a genuine risk to my health at the moment, I just managed to cut my foot on the tap. Thats the second shower related injury in two days!!! I amy need to stop showering to preserve my life.

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My mum just threatened that I have to clean my room otherwise she won’t let me out the house in the morning… She needs to think of better threats coz missing 6th form is more of a reward.

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I went to get my duvet out the dryer and felt it was warm and in the excitement and eagerness for a warm, cosy bed I grabbed it and put it on only to realise there are still patches where its not dried. This is the definition of diasapointment!

metallikato:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE 

Will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

Me!

Galileo,Galileo

Galileo,Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificooooooooooo

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NEVER have your phone in the bathroom when shaving!!! I got a text and it made me jump making me carve into my leg :(