im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted)
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I went to the park to enjoy the sun
Then all the clouds came and the bugs started eating me…
Get all dressed up and looking nice to go out for once and then I realise I’m starving so have a sausage roll which proceeds to crumble all over me. Then I remember I haven’t done my physio today so have now got to do that which will make me all nice and sweaty.
Guess god just doesn’t want me looking nice ever! Thanks man!
Sister goes out for meal with boyfriend.
I get in pyjamas, get chocolate, hot chocolate and watch Men In Black 3…..
My mum and sister are both on my case because I never go out. My sister says I’m wasting my life and my mum says I should be going out and getting drunk AT LEAST every week. Neither are happy that I’ve spent the last 3 nights in Pyjamas at 7pm watching Toy Story…. I’m an awful student and at awful at being 18.
LOOK AT HOW HE JUST GAVE UP ON LIFE
I laugh because I feel his pain!
