my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
I took my bra off and put it down before I went for my shower. Now my room’s full of suitcases atm because I’m moving out today. I got back and realised it looked like the suitcase was wearing the bra. My suitcase has boobs!!
IM LAUGHING SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME AND I WENT TO THEIR ASK BOX TO SAY YO BUT I TYPED NO AND THEY SAID OK AND UNFOLLOWED ME