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(Source: dilke)

(Reblogged from redwhiteandblues00)

I don’t even know what happened last night!

But I think I’m gonna stay away from jagermister and mysterious shots that contain gold in the future…

I just looked down at my keyboard to see if they were in that order…

(Reblogged from miloshh)

The crack in time was in my banana!!

MY DICK DEFLATED :’(

I was gonna have a shower….I got distracted by tumblr…I scrolled through stuff then look up and there 100+ more stuff to go through.

I think I’ll have a shower in the morning instead.