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(Source: dilke)
But I think I’m gonna stay away from jagermister and mysterious shots that contain gold in the future…
I just looked down at my keyboard to see if they were in that order…
The crack in time was in my banana!!
MY DICK DEFLATED :’(
I was gonna have a shower….I got distracted by tumblr…I scrolled through stuff then look up and there 100+ more stuff to go through.
I think I’ll have a shower in the morning instead.